Posts Tagged ‘Donna Rice’

If only David Petraeus had listened to the lyrics of John Denver

November 12, 2012

“Who’s that running down the alley

in the dark of Friday night

As he zippers up his trousers

in the inky stinky light

Why of course it’s good old Gary

Leaping over someone’s fence

Yes, its good old Gary Hart

I wouldn’t keep you in suspense

He likes going out to parties

He likes being a rolling stone

And he ran things for McGovern

So I guess we should have known

He likes warm and willing women

He likes being where they are

He couldn’t sing, he couldn’t dance

But he just had to be a star

So he went into the Politics Game

Yes, he went into the Politics Game

Warren Beatty told him ‘looky’

You can get a lot of nookie

If you get into the Politics Game

When he made it to the Senate

Gary started making hay

Gary started making nearly

Everything that came his way

He liked taking a position

But when all is said and done

Gary’s favorite position

Was the missionary one

Jimmy Dean was Gary’s hero

And he studied him with care

How he stood and how he walked

And even how he wore his hair

But the thing that moved him most

And made him swear he’d never fail

If he made it to the White House

Think of all the chicks he’d nail

So he went into the Politics Game

Yes, he went into the Politics Game

Warren Beatty told him ‘looky’

You can get a lot of nookie

If you get into the Politics Game

Well, he met her at a party

And her name was Donna Rice

She was Gary’s kind of woman

She was pure ‘Miami Vice’

She thought he was Gary Collins

And could get her on TV

She suggested monkey business

And the rest is history

When they caught him making ‘whoopie’

And the campaign had to cease

Gary went into seclusion

He just had to find some peace

He’s been out in Colorado

Since I can’t remember when

But he must be gettin’ horny

Cause he’s runnin’ once again

So he’s running into the Politics Game

Warren Beatty told him ‘looky’

You can get a lot of nookie

If you get into the Politics Game”

John Denver Lyrics, The Ballad of Gary Hart

 


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